Pepsiman and the Secret of the Bionic Trousers

Updated 2018-07-19 to the 8250-point version! Now contains nouns which were originally missing and fixes the now-notorious sub ocean issue.

Updated 2020-03-31 to the 8580-point version! Fixes a couple of factual inaccuracies, and fixes people looking before they lick. Also, I am no longer accepting donations for this "game", it's free, enjoy it. Please send any donations to Child's Play Charity, they need your money more than I do. Thank you.

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I have not intentionally tried to make a bad game, but that said, I'm not really a programmer. I have, on the other hand, intentionally made some... shall we say, rather questionable design choices. Also, where things have gone wrong in amusing ways, I have left them in. For example, the fact that itch.io cut off the top and right of the logo amuses me, so I've left it that way. My name is listed twice in the game for similar reasons.

Now available: Game of the Year Edition DLC! Conveniently bundled with your game but locked behind a "pay" wall, all three DLC items are now available in a single package for the low low price of $0.00! Download the ZIP and follow the included instructions.

"Praise" for this "Game":
"That was certainly, by some definitions, a game" — Phillammon

Important note: This "game" is not approved, authorised, or endorsed by PepsiCo, Bionic Trousers Media Inc, or Hormel Foods Corporation.