Updated 2018-07-19 to the 8250-point version! Now contains nouns which were originally missing and fixes the now-notorious sub ocean issue.

Updated 2020-03-31 to the 8580-point version! Fixes a couple of factual inaccuracies, and fixes people looking before they lick. Also, I am no longer accepting donations for this "game", it's free, enjoy it. Please send any donations to Child's Play Charity, they need your money more than I do. Thank you.


I have not intentionally tried to make a bad game, but that said, I'm not really a programmer. I have, on the other hand, intentionally made some... shall we say, rather questionable design choices. Also, where things have gone wrong in amusing ways, I have left them in. For example, the fact that itch.io cut off the top and right of the logo amuses me, so I've left it that way. My name is listed twice in the game for similar reasons.

Now available: Game of the Year Edition DLC! Conveniently bundled with your game but locked behind a "pay" wall, all three DLC items are now available in a single package for the low low price of $0.00! Download the ZIP and follow the included instructions.

"Praise" for this "Game":
"That was certainly, by some definitions, a game" — Phillammon

Important note: This "game" is not approved, authorised, or endorsed by PepsiCo, Bionic Trousers Media Inc, or Hormel Foods Corporation.

Download

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Release12-8580pt.zblorb 976 kB
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Game of the Year Edition DLC.zip 528 bytes

Install instructions

You're gonna need an interpreter to play the zblorb. I use Gargoyle. Other interpreters are plentiful. Or just play it in your browser!

If you have "purchased" (for a generous definition of the word) the Game of the Year DLC, download the DLC zip file, open it, and follow the instructions in the contained text file. The DLC works in the downloadable and the in-browser versions of the game.

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